Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
