I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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