but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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