My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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