no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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