wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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