Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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