Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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