I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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