The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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