Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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