i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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