It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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