She's JV to your varsity
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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