"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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