somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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