oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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