It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
organizing the empties. That sober.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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