Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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