Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
did you just send me my own nude
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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