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The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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