He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it's not cheating when I paid for it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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