So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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