My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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