I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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