That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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