I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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