Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
you never un-have a 4some
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I am available for nakedness
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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