I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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