i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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