Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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