I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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