remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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