Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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