That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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