I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Randomize