Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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