I don't think brook has ever known best
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
there is glitter all over my balls
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