We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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