I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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