I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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