You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
oh god was she eating orange peels again
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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