Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Two words: blizzard sex
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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