I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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