Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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