Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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