The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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