Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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