If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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