i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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