Apparently you make a good broom.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I will be naked everywhere
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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