i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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