me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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